Sniffles Responds

Muthafuckin Sniffles is back.

Little hiatus from the blogging life but I can only blog when i feel inspired. In my absence I've seen David Zuckerberg has posted some great topics. Before I get into my topic of the day, I wanted to post my thoughts on the absurd starting five Disney Characters that Dave chose and give my 5 warriors that would destroy him and his baby bitch fleet in battle.

First off, Fa Mulan is the name of the Heroine of the movie Mulan and the person David should of picked.  Fa Zhou, is who David was talking about and had to be for the laughs. Dude was a run of the mill soldier. Dumb pick. Next…
Captain Hook, loses every single battle to someone WHO CAN FLY!!!!, how could you ever pick someone with a battle handicap over someone who can fly? Also he's terrified of clocks… Just idiotic.
I can't argue the Hercules and Elsa points, but Rafiki is also pretty questionable. Of all the oracle type figures I feel Rafiki is missing a little too much of the supernatural abilities. Anyways here's my 5…

1. Genie

All Powerful Genie is the Lebron James of Disney Characters in Battle. Not even held back by a lamp or wishes anymore thanks to Aladdin's unselfishness, Genie is an unstoppable force. Not even a question number 1 overall pick. "hey genie, can you make me an all powerful warrior army?"

2. Simba

KING OF THE JUNGLE! Every animal listens to him. They've been bowing down to him since birth.   Lets see how Fa Zhous leadership holds up against a stampede of Elephants and Rhinos.

3. Stitch

AWW SHITTT , It just got real in this bitch. Having an indestructible, Super-strengthened, Sharpshooting, Pilot Alien as my 3rd selection isn't to shabby. Now that all his "finding himself" problems are done with Stitch is the ultimate assassin. Small in stature he could sneak into any base and take out any leader. His kills per second has to be around 5.3 .

4. Violet Incredible

As we learned from the Eagles this season its great having a high-powered offense, but can't win it all without defense. Enter Violet and her Plasma Force Fields. She is a work in progress, I know… but the potential ... Defense along with energy blasts. Wow.  Plenty of self confidence boosters on the team with Simba and Genie so she would be in high spirits. Tag her along with any of the other three… i wouldn't wanna face them, and either would captain hook. 

5. Doc

So all the Physical Spots were taken care of. Now its time to worry about supplies/ treasury. What better person to run the behind the scenes than Doc. The man has extensive knowledge in Jewels/Gems and Diamonds. He's also very organizational. The top 4 will have nothing else to worry about besides kicking ass in battles with the Little Finger of Disney running the show behind the scenes. 

BOOM. Battle Over.

Editor's Note: Maybe one day Sniffles can decide on whether to call me Dave or David. Possibly work on his grammar in the mean time. Baby steps.